Friday, September 08, 2006

Betty's blog would go out of business if...

she had my commute to work everyday. My commute is 20km. Sounds average right? Well, how about this? I drive on a straight east bound, 4 lane highway with a speed limit of 100 km/hr, for 17 of the 20 km. The other 2.5 km are 80 km/hr

Betty would have nothing to blog about. Or it would sound something like this:

Cows...would you walk a little fucking faster for a change? The grass needs to be eaten over there, and your life is looking might useless to me right now. Hay baler..would you mind baling the hay in cubes next time instead of in cylinders? It's getting a little mundane watching you go in a straight line all the time. Horses.. .would you mind waiting until I'm done passing your field, and THEN take a crap? Jeez freight train...can you at least show off a caboose? I was waiting to see the goddamn caboose!

A tribute to Betty... no offense intended Betty :)

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